➔ Emergency Deportment

Some Russians like to show off with foreign words, and it is especially funny when they do it with mistakes due to ignorance of foreign languages… So Dima Bilan in the official music video for his song “I Just Love You” after a fight gets not to травмпункт (“emergency room” in Russian) / скорую помощь (“ambulance” in Russian) but to an “Emergency Deportment” (at about 04:01) – instead of “Emergency Department". 🤦